A special Message... for a special Person!

I would like to preface this blog with the fact that it is completely fictional and that any resemblance to real people, events or my life was purely coincidence... I would LIKE to.. but I can't... I WILL however say, that if you read this and you think maybe, JUST MAYBE, he's talking about me... you are most likely correct! (BUT, just in case, anyone who is on my show... you are safe!) One more thing... if you are easily offended, or there are children in the room... please close this blog NOW.
That being said...

FUCK YOU... you stupid, god damned, two faced, Big, Fat, Huge, Gigantic Lard assed, no lifed, drama addicted, meddling, skanky, FUCKING CUNT!
(Have you heard me scream at the top of my lungs? imagine me doing that just then!)

I would like to think that give the choice between letting someone die and saving their life I would always save them... but I can't say that, because there is a special someone who I would love to watch drown to death in her own fecal matter!

Now, Kids... it's one thing to have a friend and inform them of information about a significant other that you feel they should know... it's fine and perfectly acceptable. Don't shoot the messenger and all that... BUT, it is entirely another thing to create vast expanses of fantasy land bullshit and pass it along as being 3 year old truth, thus disrupting a situation that has been trying to heal for quite some time! For this trespass against decent people you should be sat, naked, on your giant fucking ass in front of all the paroled sex offenders that would love another shot at some skanky fucking bitch!

You know.. I'm sorry if your life is boring to the point where all you have is a.) your fantasies about the life you WISH you had and b.) your blubber to keep you company! It's your fault that you're a lame ass whale, HEY, at least you'll be warm on cold nights!

Maybe, and I'm not a scientist, but this could possibly be a medical problem! What if, follow me on this, what if the fat content of your body has gotten so out of control, that your brain is starting to absorb some of your LARD? Maybe your brain is feeding off the nutrient rich fat that is being stored there and using the extra energy to create these wild dream worlds & cause you to think that anyone would care what you have to say! OK... this seems feasible; and if this is the case, I see a silver lining... at some point there will be so much fat in your head, that you will lose circulation to your tiny little brain causing you to FINALLY fucking die!

BUT, I'm not going to hold out hope that your brain will get 'fat strangled'! No, I'm going to hope that you meddle in the wrong person's life and they take a shotgun to your fucking cunt, then maybe you will have something else to worry about besides everyone's personal business!
If you'd like to make amends for your transgressions, no words are necessary, please just delete your self from this planet by walking in front of the nearest bus.

Now... I know that there has been some humor in this post, and maybe because of that some of you might not have taken it seriously. So, just to drive home the point...(to my special cunt out there)

I would rather see my children in pain than EVER see you with an ounce of happiness in the world! I would gladly chop off my own cock if it would cause you HALF the pain I would feel! You are a low, decrepit, self serving piece of inhuman waste; and I hope that you have a serious accident!

To all of you who are like... damn... just please... don't fuck with my family or my marriage, OR my friends! There is a short list of people whom I really like on this planet, and to you guys I say THANKS. I will always trust and protect my friends and especially my family. ANYONE who tries to disrupt that can expect your own blog like this. To end on a good note.. here's some people I like!!!

This is my ELITE list... people who can ALMOST do no wrong!!!

Danielle - I love you; you are the spark that ignites my life! I will fight for you and our marriage with every ounce of my being.
Katy, Darian, Patrick & David (LD) - You are my reason for being... You kids are the reason I was put on this earth and I will always love you!
David (Duck-Boyee) - Bro, you's my Dawg! I know I can always count on you, and you can expect the same from me!
Aubrey - Yo, sis... "I was runnin runnin runnin" (enough said)
Amberlee & Jacqui - I love you girls, even though you were cloned to hate men!
Mom - You are THE coolest... and I really hope you don't read this blog!
Dad - Eat more bananas, my man... eat more bananas!
Sarah, Carol, Kylo, Jonsey - You guys are my posse, the finest folks to roll with!

So... to summarize... don't try to come between me and ANYONE on the above list... attacking my relationship with my wife or kids will get you a ticket straight to wishes of your slow and painful death; attacking my friendships will get you a punch in the fucking mouth!

HEY, have a GREAT day folks! Love ya, Mean it! (Except you, YEAH YOU, you lard ass cunt!)