A special Message... for a special Person!

I would like to preface this blog with the fact that it is completely fictional and that any resemblance to real people, events or my life was purely coincidence... I would LIKE to.. but I can't... I WILL however say, that if you read this and you think maybe, JUST MAYBE, he's talking about me... you are most likely correct! (BUT, just in case, anyone who is on my show... you are safe!) One more thing... if you are easily offended, or there are children in the room... please close this blog NOW.
That being said...

FUCK YOU... you stupid, god damned, two faced, Big, Fat, Huge, Gigantic Lard assed, no lifed, drama addicted, meddling, skanky, FUCKING CUNT!
(Have you heard me scream at the top of my lungs? imagine me doing that just then!)

I would like to think that give the choice between letting someone die and saving their life I would always save them... but I can't say that, because there is a special someone who I would love to watch drown to death in her own fecal matter!

Now, Kids... it's one thing to have a friend and inform them of information about a significant other that you feel they should know... it's fine and perfectly acceptable. Don't shoot the messenger and all that... BUT, it is entirely another thing to create vast expanses of fantasy land bullshit and pass it along as being 3 year old truth, thus disrupting a situation that has been trying to heal for quite some time! For this trespass against decent people you should be sat, naked, on your giant fucking ass in front of all the paroled sex offenders that would love another shot at some skanky fucking bitch!

You know.. I'm sorry if your life is boring to the point where all you have is a.) your fantasies about the life you WISH you had and b.) your blubber to keep you company! It's your fault that you're a lame ass whale, HEY, at least you'll be warm on cold nights!

Maybe, and I'm not a scientist, but this could possibly be a medical problem! What if, follow me on this, what if the fat content of your body has gotten so out of control, that your brain is starting to absorb some of your LARD? Maybe your brain is feeding off the nutrient rich fat that is being stored there and using the extra energy to create these wild dream worlds & cause you to think that anyone would care what you have to say! OK... this seems feasible; and if this is the case, I see a silver lining... at some point there will be so much fat in your head, that you will lose circulation to your tiny little brain causing you to FINALLY fucking die!

BUT, I'm not going to hold out hope that your brain will get 'fat strangled'! No, I'm going to hope that you meddle in the wrong person's life and they take a shotgun to your fucking cunt, then maybe you will have something else to worry about besides everyone's personal business!
If you'd like to make amends for your transgressions, no words are necessary, please just delete your self from this planet by walking in front of the nearest bus.

Now... I know that there has been some humor in this post, and maybe because of that some of you might not have taken it seriously. So, just to drive home the point...(to my special cunt out there)

I would rather see my children in pain than EVER see you with an ounce of happiness in the world! I would gladly chop off my own cock if it would cause you HALF the pain I would feel! You are a low, decrepit, self serving piece of inhuman waste; and I hope that you have a serious accident!

To all of you who are like... damn... just please... don't fuck with my family or my marriage, OR my friends! There is a short list of people whom I really like on this planet, and to you guys I say THANKS. I will always trust and protect my friends and especially my family. ANYONE who tries to disrupt that can expect your own blog like this. To end on a good note.. here's some people I like!!!

This is my ELITE list... people who can ALMOST do no wrong!!!

Danielle - I love you; you are the spark that ignites my life! I will fight for you and our marriage with every ounce of my being.
Katy, Darian, Patrick & David (LD) - You are my reason for being... You kids are the reason I was put on this earth and I will always love you!
David (Duck-Boyee) - Bro, you's my Dawg! I know I can always count on you, and you can expect the same from me!
Aubrey - Yo, sis... "I was runnin runnin runnin" (enough said)
Amberlee & Jacqui - I love you girls, even though you were cloned to hate men!
Mom - You are THE coolest... and I really hope you don't read this blog!
Dad - Eat more bananas, my man... eat more bananas!
Sarah, Carol, Kylo, Jonsey - You guys are my posse, the finest folks to roll with!

So... to summarize... don't try to come between me and ANYONE on the above list... attacking my relationship with my wife or kids will get you a ticket straight to wishes of your slow and painful death; attacking my friendships will get you a punch in the fucking mouth!

HEY, have a GREAT day folks! Love ya, Mean it! (Except you, YEAH YOU, you lard ass cunt!)

Lee's BBQ - Haslet, TX

Getting dinner at Lee's BBQ in Haslet!
Originally uploaded by whiskeyboytx

The Greatest food always comes from little out of the way joints. Lee's BBQ is just off HWY 156 in Haslet, TX. This place has, quite possibly, the BEST Bar-B-Que I have ever had... which says a lot coming from a lifelong Texan. It's a tiny little building with just a hand full of tables, no windows and the owner's kid doing their homework in the dining room. Little privately owned non-franchised joints like this are the best place to eat. Not only do the employees actually care about their restaurant, but you money is all going right to the local economy. It's really outstanding stuff... I urge anyone living in North Texas to take a little drive to Haslet for some Super good Food.

WALK THE WALK!

Grrrr... why do people who talk the talk never end up walking the walk? You've got priests, who's job is spreading the word of God, and they are doing horrible things with little boys. You've got Cops, who will ticket you for speeding 5 miles over the limit and pull you over for a headlight, but they are running over innocent children while speeding 40 miles over the speed limit WITHOUT lights or sirens running. And possibly the worst hypocrites in the world, Politicians. Telling Americans 'what we want to hear', and then doing what is in their best interest politically! If you want to be a role model for American & be our leader, you probably should NOT be snorting cocain! If you want to solve the worlds energy crisis and stop global warming, lose all your SUVs and your private jet. Buy a hybrid and fly commercially.

It's time for people in this country, especially people we've elected to office, to start being held accountable for their actions. No more talking the talk, shut your mouth and lead by example. Don't sit by and let our country become one of hypocrisy and two-facedness! If you arn't man enough to tell it like it is, you're not man enough to be my elected offical, co worker, or friend!

This turned into more of a scattered rant than I had anticipated...

VOTE MATT BLAKE in 2016

Dear Bush Haters:

If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security. We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing. If Bush were trading blood for oil he would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied...People Died' crap either. If he were the liar you morons take him for, he could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'discovered.' Instead, he owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty. Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before he came into office. Some guy named ' Clinton ' established that policy.Bet you didn't know that, did you?

Now some of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan , a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to re-elect him. He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel .Did you sleep through high school?

You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die. That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can. But they are. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to make sure of that. When this whole mess started, Bush warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor. Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops. Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy. Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well FedEx a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing. In this day and age, it's easy enough to find the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter. Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars.

I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out, even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below sea level and has a hurricane approaching. I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from. But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

So I quit. So that's it. God bless what's left of America .Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.

PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.

McCain & Obama Visit WhiskeyBoy Radio!

Pimp ass Candidates
Originally uploaded by whiskeyboytx

McCain & Obama broke it down for us, kickin' it old school like the pimp ass homies they are!!

The Candidates where live on WhiskeyBoy Radio for an interview. www.whiskeyboy.us


See the Interview HERE: www.blogtv.com/Shows/215287/Zm3vZmPwae3vbm3wYX&pos=ancr

Lunch on the rig!

Lunch on the rig!
Originally uploaded by whiskeyboytx

Great food... I love BBQ. We (Baker) catered for the rig today. So, of course, we jumped in line to get our fill! It was good and yummy stuff.

It's amazing how a simple thing like a good catered lunch can just totally make your day great. It was a horrible, wet and busy morning; but once we got our lunch it was all good! Great food makes the world go round!!!

Ending a Vegas Trip

Me and Dani - at Planet Hollywood Casino
Originally uploaded by whiskeyboytx

All in all we had a pretty good Vegas vacation. No big wins, but no big losses either! We spent a lot of money, but still less than I had planned on spending! We saw a couple sweet shows, ate a bunch of good food, saw a lot of cool stuff and got to gamble like the high rollers we are!

I don't imagine we'll do a 5 day trip to Vegas again anytime soon. That seems much too long after this trip. I'm thinking the fly in one afternoon - fly back the next afternoon - no need for a hotel, trip is my next vote! But besides all that I am super happy to be back home with my boys.